Sunday, April 22, 2007

Jingle Bells III

Time to post some of those sarkari jingles. Oh no, I'm not gonna write about the 'Ek Chidiya Anek Chidiya' and 'Mile Sur Mera Tumhara'. I think they have been discussed way too much and everyone knows them. Lemme draw your attention towards a few lesser known jingles. Here they come:-

Chal padi hain ik lahar
Gao gao aur shehar shehar
Shishu ki raksha sandesh hamara
Shishu ki raksha uddesh hamara
Jacha Bacha Teeka Kendra or something

A boy writing something on a board
Purab se soorya uga
Faila ujiyara
Jaagi har disha disha
Jaaga jag saara
Manohar Singh - Yakeen nahi hota yeh wahi Kishan hain

Rashtriya Saksharta Mission
And whenever this guy Kishan in our class answered any question, all used to say together 'Yakeen nahi hota yeh wahi Kishan hain'
Another ad with the same song n theme, in which a lady teaches a young woman how to read n write.

Bol sakhi bol
Tera raaz kya hai
Kya hai teri khushi ka raaz
Tu bata de humko aaj....
Garbh nirodhak goliyaan Mala D hai mera raaz

(Thx Nishant for reminding me the remaining lines)
Bachonmein antar ke liye
Jeevan mein khushi ke liye
Tum bhi apna lo aaj
Mala D, Mala D, Mala D

2 body builders with these large hammers hitting 2 coconuts, one inside a helmet
Marzi hain aapki aakhir sar hain aapka


This one is my outright favorite
Aman Verma and Hemant Chaudhary (I guess that was his name) in a campaign regarding safety at unmanned railway crossings.


[HC as a yankee bike rider](the bike was Yamaha RX100, Silver petrol tank)
AV - Rukiye bhai sahab rukiye zara saawdhani se... aagey train aa rahi hain
HC - Saawadhaaani... what saawadhaaani man??? Thand rakho thand ... Cool down .. Koi farak nahi padta hain.

[As a Bihari Matador driver] (matador was one of those which carried the F for Firodia in front)
HC - Ka hain??? Aur doosra kauno kaam dhaam naahi hain ka....Jab dekho bakar bakar bakar!!!
AV - Bhai sahab train .. blah blah blah
HC - Arrey hatiye saamne se .. kauno farak naahi padta hain

[As a Jaat bus driver]
The bus comes to a screeching halt....

HC - Akhaan phoot gayi ke??? Hor koi gaddi na mili maran ke liye. Ibbi ho jaata tera Happy Budday.
AV - Par bhaisahab wahan train aa rahi hain
HC - Manne na pakadni...aur tu jara sad (side) ne holey.. mar mara jayegaa .. late ho rahe hain late
AV - Bhaisahab train....
HC - Rey, koi farak na padta
HC on a potrait with a flower garland around his neck
HC - Farak to padta hain bhai!!

This ad made the line 'Ibbi ho jata tera happy budday' so famous that it was used left, right n center henceforth. The line 'Jab dekho Bakar Bakar Bakar' also became very popular.

Some smart people gave the logic that AV was repsonsible for getting the poor bus driver killed coz he engaged him in that conversation. Had he not stopped him the bus driver would have long been gone before the train came :) and hence came the revised moral of the Story - Dont stop n listen to anybody on a unmanned railway crossing. Just keep driving :P

UPDATE:
Another sarkari oldie (Thx Nishant once again)

Padhna likhna seekho oh mehnat karne walo
Padhna likhna seekho oh dhoop mein chalne walo

क ख ग घ को पहचानो
अलिफ को पढना सीखो
अ आ इ ई को
हथियार बना के लड़ना सीखो...
Padhna likhna seekho oh mehnat karne walo
Padhna likhna seekho oh dhoop mein chalne walo

20 comments:

Sakshi said...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!
Hehehe, remember the reverse logic well.. we used to say the bakar bakar line while crossing tracks (on foot)..
nice ones :)

Tarun said...

Vicco ka add ...
Vocco bajradanti and hamara Bajaj thats what I would like to add.


Ek chhidya anek chhidya ka video You Tube par search karan. I have it but I guess need to compress it.
I will try mailing it next week.

~Lord Anshul said...

yo baby !!

main bhi abhi wohi halmet wale ad hi soch raha tha :D

Chitrangada said...

Sahi hain tum toh ek dam Ad Guru ban gaye ho :)

But "sarkari ads "

mein meri fav hain krishna wali ad

if u rem

" mein bhookha hun bhojan laao ..jo kuch bhi le aaor .."
" ek ann ka dana sukh dega mujhko mam maana "


:)

beautiful ad about food saving :)

Sayesha said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Awesome! I loved the "Ibbi ho jaata tera Happy Budday." Aaj kal senti kar dete ho Lalit!

Lalit Singh said...

@Sakshi
Yeh those 2 lines from the ad became very famous and are still in use.

@Tarun
Yeah I rem the Vicco and Bajaj ad as well. Well I havent also featured the 'jab main chota bacha tha' and a few other fanmous ads which people do remember. Maybe I should.
I have linked the Ek chidiya n Mile Sur videos from YouTube.

@Anshul
:) sahi kaha pehalwaan

@Chitrangada
Woh ad mein i hardly rem anything apart from those two lines.
Another one was Swimmi the fish but again i fail to rem it.

@Sayesha
:) Bhai senti hone mein kya hain. tum ko jab man kare scent lagao n scenty ho jao!!

arpana said...

//Purab se soorya uga

one of my fav ads mannnnnn!!!!!

Saurabh said...

I remember the hemant chaudhary very very well, the expression on his face as he looks out of the dead photo posture to addressing viewers is absolutely priceless!
how do u remember all the lines of the ad? is there a link where i can view it?

Nishant Neeraj said...

hehehe kewl post!
Lemme complete your Mala D Ad.
बच्चो में अन्तर के लिये,
जीवन में खुशी के लिये,
तुम भी अपना लो आज...
माला डी, माला डी । :)

If I remember correctly, There was another ad on प्रौढ शिक्षा:
अ आ इ ई को पहचानो
अलिब़ को पढना सीखो
क ख ग घ को
हथियार बना के लड़ना सीखो...

then there was something like

पढना लिखना सीखो ऎ मेहनत करने वालों
पढना लिखना सीखो ऎ भूख से मरने वालो

this was PURELY comical line :D

Then they changed it to:

पढना लिखना सीखो, ऎ मेहनत करने वालों
पढना लिखना सीखो, पढना लिखना सीखो

Enjoy
Nishant

Lalit Singh said...

@Saurabh
Yeah man. HC and his bug moustache. Sookhe hue chandan ka haar and the lack background. I rem it all.
The ad was something i never forgot.
I cdnt find it anywhere on the net
But if u do then lemme know.

@Nishant
Hey thx for completing the ad and I dont know How i slipped the other ad.
will update the post

Kusum Rohra said...

I have surprisingly not seen any of these ads?

I think my doubts of me being abducted by aliens and part of my memory being destroyed have been confirmed.

Heh heh really liked the jab dekho bakar bakar bakar :D just like you do :P

Ketki said...

hi,
Where can i find the soundtrack of ,Padhna likhna sikho oh mehnat karne walon? I need it for my students so it has to be downloadable. Please help

Manoj said...

ek anna ka dana mujh ko sukh dega manmana ,krishan dropdi ad film . from where can i get this

Nishit said...

I've tried hard to find the video of "ibbi ho jaata tera happy budday", but never managed to find it.

Anshul said...

I haven't checked your earlier posts, but I do have one gem to add to this amazing collection - the ad for Indana Ghee - "Yaad aa gaya mujhko, guzra zamana, khusbhu bheeni bheeni, zaayka shahana..Lajawaab, Indana..."

and the aunty serving food also used to look pretty cool too :)

Anonymous said...

Chitrangada said...

Sahi hain tum toh ek dam Ad Guru ban gaye ho :)

But "sarkari ads "

mein meri fav hain krishna wali ad

if u rem

" mein bhookha hun bhojan laao ..jo kuch bhi le aaor .."
" ek ann ka dana sukh dega mujhko mam maana "

@ Chitrangada, I jus rememeber same lines..where can i find this ad..can you plz help me out...

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Gao gao aur shehar shehar
Shishu ki raksha sandesh hamara
Shishu ki raksha uddesh hamara
Jacha Bacha Teeka Kendra or something

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