Thursday, April 19, 2007

Jingle Bells II

Continuing with jingles... Installment Number II

Ravi Baswani & Archana Joglekar
Oye oye, Oye oye
Khujli karne waale
B-Tex lagale
B-Tex lagake tu apni
Daad khaaj khujli mita le
Oye Oye


Samay ka pahiya ghoome
Dil tere sang jhoome
Yeh jo apni preet hai
Yeh jo apna saath hai
Ik do din ki baat nahi
Barso purana saath hain
Dekhun jab bhi khoob lagey
Naya Naya tera roop lagey
HERO CYCLES

Badami badami mausam
Badami...sapnon ka sangam
Baalon mein resham aur sapnon ka mel
Bajaj Sevashram ka
ALMOND DROPS KESH TEL

Another Tel
Ghane mulaytam kaale baal
Khile khile matwale baal
DABUR AMLA KESH TEL
Resham ka ehsaas jage
Chehhra kitna khaas lage
Aap ke baal hon ya Sridevi ke baal,
saalon saal rakhe khayal
DABUR AMLA KESH TEL

The lovely(then) Sonali Bendre
Tum husn pari
Tum jan-e-jahan
Tum sabse haseen
Tum sabse jawan
Saundarya sabun NIRMA
Saundarya sabun NIRMA


I only rem the last 3 lines of this ad, maybe u can fill me if u rem
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Har khel mein safalta paate hain
Hardil mein rang laate hain
Ispat bhi hum banate hain
TATA STEEL


VIDEOCON WASHING MACHINE
It washes...it rinses
It even dries ur clothes
In just a few mintues...
You are ready for the show!


Nanhe munhe bacche teri mutthi mein kya hai
Muthi mein hain mera nanha munna RASNA
isme swad ka jaaaaduuu bhara hain
Packet Kholo, paani mein daalo
Paani mein ophir chini mil lo
Naya chota RASNA
3 rupaye mein aaye
6 glass banaya
I love u
RASNA


Landlord(angrily)- Bhada naheen dena to makaan khaali kar do
PAN PASAND - Pan ka swad, gazab ki mithas
Bhada nahi dena hain to kyon na yeh makaan khaali kar do

Pan Pasand ad with Archana Joglekar(man I loved her eyes)
KYA!!! Shadi aur tumse, kabhi nahi.

Pan Pasand ad with Bharati Achrekar
Dekho mujhey gussa mar dilao, apni biwi pe hukum chalate ho


The ad which featured Sunil Gavaskar
Take the world in his strides... DINESH
I wonder if the brand is still alive


Humko pata hain jee
Aapko pata hain jee
Sabko pata hain jee
Barso se chahat apni
Yehi hain jee.. Apni bhi
swad bhare, shakti bhare
PARLE G


Vivek Vaswani - Sir, which shaving cream do you use?
Guy 1- GODREJ
VV - But why?
G1 - Great shave. Cologne fragrance. Wife loves it!
VV asks same questions to another guy
That fellow turns around, but turns out he has a beard "Me?"



Gudiya rani, badi seyani, paye hamesha plus
BOROPLUS BOROPLUS BOROPLUS

Yeh hain badhta baccha dekho kaisi kood lagaye
Yeh hain badhta baccha kapda chota hota jaye
I'm a COMPLAN Boy
I'm a COMPLAN Girl
(Shahid Kapoor & Ayesha Takia)


Someone crying in a boys dorm/hostel
Bakeman's kha
Chup ho ja
Ab tu zara muskura
Rona dhona bas kar bas
BAKEMAN"S GLUCOSE PLUS
I remember my Mom used to threaten me by saying "Agar kehna nahi mana to tere ko bhi hostel mein bhej dengey" and that used to scare the shit out of me :)

3 demons Kabz, Acidity, Sardard
3 gunshots Dhickkaun Dhickkaun Dhickkaun
Rakesh Bedi - Goliyon ka bhi asar nahi
Swami ji - Inka ilaaj goliyaan nahi, Ayurved hain
Dekho iske asar se Kabz, Acidity aur Sardard jaise rakshas kaise gayab hote hain
RB - KAYAM CHURAN
Bhavnagar wale Sheth Brothers ka KAYAM CHURAN


A boy in Superman like costume. The S being replaged by G
GLUCON D
Yeh jaan mein jaan daal de
Peete hi

Kya hai nam janab ka
Yeh hai little cooler VIDEOCON ka
Thandi hawa hai aah aah aah
Daam bhi kam hai wah wah wah
Har mausam me kaam ka
Bin awaaz araam ka
Ghar office ya dawakhana
Pahiyon pe chalke aasan hai aana

Hema Malini - Aaj bacchon ke kamre mein gulab CASPER
Esha & sis - Aur mummy ke chandan CASPER

School se aate dhoom machate
Ek pal nahi ruk paate (Thx Sakshi for correcting)
Ek hi baat hain doharaate
MAGGIE MAGGIE MAGGIE
Pal bhar mein taiyar
Khaane mein mazedaar


Salesman ho ya vyapaari
Manager ya karamchari
Sabhi ki tarakee ka kya hain source
RAPIDEX ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE

And the lovely Preeti Sagar singing
Baagon ki taazgi laye
Packet band shuddhata aaye
Brooke Bond Red Label chai
Har bar tassali dilaye
BROOKE BOND RED LABEL chai
Packet band shuddhata aaye

A robot holding a tubelight like sword
Bijli ke bill mein katauti
Raushani mein badhotari
BAJAJ BULBS
Roshni ki duniya ka sartaj - BAJAJ

DHARA DHARA shudh DHARA
Asli tel hain dhara
Tamper proof hain dhara
Thode se hi paiso mein
Ho jata hain guzara
DHARA DHARA shudh
DHARA

Kyon? Aakhir kyon behtar hai AEROSTAR HELMETS?
Zara sochiye

Yeh BULLET meri jaan, manzilon ka nishaan
Zindagi ek safar, chalna shaam-o-sehar
Iski raftaar ki, baat hai aur hi
Lambi Rahon pe yeh kya gazab ki chale
Raaste tai kare faasle tai kare
Yeh BULLET, yeh BULLET, yeh BULLET, yeh BULLET!!!

Laal Kaala Peela,
Gulabi Hara Neela
CLASSIC hai badhiya bristle wala
CLASSIC ka to andaaz hain nirala
Yahi hain yahi hain yahi to hain wooooooooooh

Girl1 - Excuse me kaunse college mein padhti ho tum
Girl2 - Collge aur main hehehehe
a small girl shouts to Girl2 - Mummyyyyyyyy
Meri Twacha se meri umr ka pata hi nahi chalta
Haldi aur chandan ke gun samaye SANTOOR
Jeevan ko khushhaal banaye SANTOOR SANTOOR
This 'meri twacha se ...' line became such a cliché later on

Girl(Ayesha Takia) - Daddy yeh aadha kya hain?
Daddy - Toothpaste aadha
CIBACA FLORIDE toothpaste.

Bachey budhey aur jawan
pehne Young India
Young India
YOUNG INDIA BANIYAN!!!

M-D-H, MDH
Kitchen king ho, ya garam masala
Chai ka masala, ya chane ka masala
Kasuri methi, ya deghi mirach
Asli masale, sach sach
M-D-H, MDH


Khana meri jaan meri jaan sunday ke sunday
Khana meri jaan meri jaan murgi ke ande.
Boiled khilaoon, omlette khilaoon, fried khilaoon...
Khilana meri jaan meri jaan sunday ke sunday
Sunday ho ya monday, roz khaiye ande
Fantastic!!!
National Egg Coordination Comittee

This was hilarious one.. dunno about the rest but i found it very amusing
Chehre se raajrani
Aur paero se naukarani
KRACK cream


Ik sawaal sab karein
rang tera kaise nikhra
HIMAMI GOLD TURMERIC SE
Haldi dhoop, taap se bachaye
Doodh kheera nariyal paani
Jadi bootiyaan rang nikhare
Aur kuch hi hafto mein rang tera
Nikhar nikhar jaaye
This ad featured Raveena Tandon
I think Sonali Bendre was also in another Fairness cream ad - FEM fairness cream but dont rem anything else else about the ad.


Hongey bachey swasth
Fale foolegaa bachpan
Inhe pilao
MUGLI GHUTTI PAANCH SAU PACHPAN
A-ha mithi mithi



Khilta bachpan
Rog se mukti
Isiliye Maa ki mamta ko pyari
Baal Jeevan Ghutti , haan
BAAL JEEVAN GHUTTTI

Another ad for a similar product but I don't rem the jingle, only the last lines
Dabur Janam ghutti
Yaani bachon ki tandurusti

which we distorted as - Dabur Janam Ghutti, kar de bachon ki chutti

And thx Anshul for reminding me this gem
Pyar hua ikraar hua
Pyar se phir kyu darta hain dil
Deluxe Nirodh
50 paise mein 3
(S, u know now, it wasnt a cheap candy :P)

And how can anyone forget this gem:-
Doodh doodh doodh doodh
Doodh hai wonderful
Pi sakte ho roz glassful
doodh doodh doodh doodh

Garmi me dalo doodh me ice
Doodh ban gaya very nice
Piyo daily once or twice
Mil jayega tasty surprise

Doodh doodh doodh doodh doodh, wonderful doodh,

Doodh hai must in every season
Piyo doodh for healthy reason
Rahoge phir fit and fine
Jiyoge past ninety-nine

Doodh doodh doodh doodh doodh, wonderful doodh,

Charon aur, mach gaya shor
Give me more, give me more
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme wonderful doodh
Piyo glassful doodh doodh doodh doodh

21 comments:

~Lord Anshul said...

fod diya dadu !!
inme se kai saare to mujhe yaad bhi nahi hai achche s..
but ifr bhi..din ban gaya.. :)

nirodh cheap candy..its not durex strawberry flaour ;)..its out desi stuff :P

~Lord Anshul said...

and yeah..one more..standard in all movie theaters..

vicco turmeric..nahi cosmetic..
vicco turmeric ayurvedis cream.
keel, muhaso ko jad se mitaye,
haldi chandan ke gun isme samaye :)

arpana said...

sahi sahi sahi !!!!!

technically silver, not bad eh!

yaar, mujhe mera bachpan lauta do :D kya taaza kar dee lallu aapne bachpan ki yaadein :)

Sakshi said...

Technically Bronze apna claim kar loon.
Then read post..

Sakshi said...

@Lalit- thank you for putting the doodh wala ad! Ande aur milk.. mera breakfast idharich ho gaya :P

Sakshi said...

Aur what abt Dabur Hajmola..
Damn you Lalit.. that is all that i have been playing in my head today - jingles :P

Lalit Singh said...

@Anshul
ab tu paida late hua ... yahin dekh le sab

@Arpz
bachpan lauta sakta to sabse pehle apna le aata
filhaal inhi yadon ke sahare bachpan ghoom lo

@Sakshi
Ande doodh aur ab haajmola
yahi kha pi kar dakaar maar rahe ho

Chitrangada said...

last wali dhoodh ki ad se mujhe mera school ka mother dairy trip yaad aa gaya :)

hamari poori class ne ye ad ek sath gaya tha ..mother dairy ki audi mein n for that we had unlimited flavoured milk :P

n ice cream @ mother dairy :D

~ | | OM | | ~ said...

bahut hi badiya....

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Kusum Rohra said...

Boss kya list hai!! You put my list to shame shame :)

I never knew it was tushar kapoor and takiya in that complain ad!!!

Juhi said...

LOL. First time visitor.

Just had a blast singing "doodh doodh doodh wonderful doodh" out loud! Ahh! lol, thanks for the fun!

Gayatri said...

hey if you remember....these ads. could you please post it....
Some tea ad.....She is special women she is my wife.....ha special hai woh meri zindagi ...something like that

Cadbury's dairy milk chocolate ad.....kuch khas hai....zindgi mei....thodi thodi bhari thodi thodi halki apana le khushi jeevan ki....saomething like that...thanks

Lalit Singh said...

@chitrangada
wah wah unlimite flavored milk n ice cream
mauj ho gayi aapki to

@Om
thx bhai

@kusum
Now u know baby!!

@juhi
Welcome senora

@gayatri
I dont recall the tea ad u mentioned but here are some videos
Enjoy

Kuch khaas hain - Cadbury's (Cricket)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=485lz0ZEwEw

Doodh ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjFH6yZ8LIA

Kuch khaas hain - Cadbury's (Mehndi)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6V-ExuyyJU

Gold Spot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReWZ-7E0oEM

Hamara Bajaj
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWFSG0YL_mM

Unknown User said...

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Goliyon ka bhi asar nehi?
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FIRDAUS said...

very nice,dude!!!!!!

:) :) :) :) :)

where is -
jab main chota ladka tha ,
badi shararat karta tha
meri chori pakdi jaati
something
ab main bilkul boodha hoon
goli khaakar sota hoon
(bajaj bulbs n tubes)

Anonymous said...

And what about this one..

(1)Yakken nahi hota..Ye wahi Kishan hai.Rashtiya siksha abhiyan
(2)Bade pahiyon ki Badi baat..PANTHER PANTHER. PANTHER MOPED
(3)Ye kya haal bana kar rakha hai,kuch lete kyun nahi.Hamdard Cinkara.

Chandrashekhar said...

COLGATE (This one is also wonderful)
Hum savere uthte hain,
sabse pahle lete hain,
COLGATE ka chota packet-COLGATE ka chota packet.

Kholo dabao, brush par lagao
COLGATE ka chota packet

Itne se pack mein kitni paste
Poori team utni paste
COLGATE ka chota packet-COLGATE ka chota packet

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Nitesh said...

I have one such silly ad which is amazingly funny.

Dekhi jab haseena,
main to aashiq ban gaya,
phool jaisi nazook thi woh,
kaanta dil mein chubh gaya,
yeh dekh sochne laga,
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Rupa.. briefs and garments..

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