DUETS

Had a chance to go thru some hilarious stuff the other day and here is some of it for you guys :
DUETS you will never hear

If you took two songs, by two different performers, and combined the titles, what new and interesting song title could you make for a duet with those two performers?
e.g.
"Oops, I Did It Again," by Britney Spears and "In The Closet," by Michael Jackson and you get
Oops, I Did It In The Closet Again
Get the drift ?… OK here it comes


"Things Will Never Be The Same," Roxette "Without Me," Eminem
Things Will Never Be The Same Without Me
[You say that like it's a bad thing!]

"Talk Dirty To Me," Poison "Like A Surgeon," Weird Al Yankovic
Talk Dirty To Me Like A Surgeon
[Me raises eyebrows]

"Talk Dirty To Me," Poison "Dirty Laundry," Don Henley
Talk Dirty Laundry To Me
[And you thought your fetish was weird!]

"Pour Some Sugar On Me," Def Leppard "Brown Sugar," The Rolling Stones
Pour Some Brown Sugar On Me
[Fetishes Galore]

"Shoot The Dog," George Michael "Shock The Monkey," Peter Gabriel
Shoot The Dog And Shock The Monkey
[Someone call the SPCA/Maenka Gandhi ….NOW!]

"Naked Sunday," Stone Temple Pilots "Pictures of You," The Cure
Naked Pictures of You
[I swear I deleted the MMS clip jaanu!]

"Take My Breath Away," Jessica Simpson "Morning," Jim Ed Brown
Take My Morning Breath Away
[EWWWWWW]

"Take My Breath Away," Jessica Simpson "Bad," Michael Jackson
Take My Bad Breath Away
[EWWWWWWWWWWWW]

"Take My Breath Away," Jessica Simpson "Geek Stink Breath," Green Day
Take My Geek Stink Breath Away
[EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

"Take Me Down," The Smashing Pumpkins "Where Boys Fear To Tread," The Smashing Pumpkins
Take Me Down To Where Boys Fear To Tread.
[Where??? Michael Jackson’s place?]

"Take Me Out," Franz Ferdinand "C'mon Baby," Buddy Knox
C'mon Baby! Take Me Out!
[The Desperate Guy Song]

"Carry On Dancing," Savage Garden "Dancing Wtih Myself," Billy Idol
Carry On Dancing With Myself
[A song for nerds, who never get a yes when they ask a gal for dance!]

"These Boots Are Made For Walkin'," Nancy Sinatra "Walkin' In The Rain," The Ronnettes
These Boots Are Made For Walkin' In The Rain
[Rubber boots, of course]

"Thank God I'm A Country Boy," John Denver "Woman," John Lennon
Thank God I'm a Woman
[Funny …both performers are guys]

"I Get Wet," Andrew W.K. "Your Underwear," Bryan Adams
I Get Wet In Your Underwear
[Please use ur imagination]

"Honey Don't," Carl Perkins "I'm Afraid," The Everly Brothers
Honey Don't, I'm Afraid
[I've never tried that before!]

"Calender Girl," Neil Sedaka "Problems," The Everly Brothers
Calendar Girl Problems
[Every month!!!]

"Big Girls Don't Cry," The Four Seasons "Busted ," Ray Charles
Big Busted Girls Don't Cry
[Slogan of Implant Promotion Committee!]

"Bikini Girls With Machine Guns," The Cramps "Girls Just Want To Have Fun," Cyndi Lauper
Bikini Girls With Machine Guns Just Want To Have Fun
[Watch out! Armed and dangerous!]

"Naked" - Avril Lavigne "With You" - Jessica Simpson
Naked With You
[Avril n Jessica… Oooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!]

"Truly, Madly, Deeply," Savage Garden "Possibly, Maybe," Bjork
Truly, Possibly, Madly, Maybe, Deeply
[Attack of the Adverbs!!]

"Tired Of Sex," Weezer "In A Country Churchyard," Chris De Burgh
Tired Of Sex In A Country Churchyard
[Blasphemous!!]

"Hotel California," The Eagles "California Girls," The Beach Boys
Hotel California Girls
[The REAL reason you'll 'never leave'!]

"Let's Talk About Sex," Salt N' Pepa "Changes," The Beatles
Let's Talk About Sex Changes
[No thanks, I'd rather not]

"Ring Of Fire," Johnny Cash "Asshole," Dennis Leary
Burning Ring of Assholes
[Hemorrhoid flare up! Yikes!]

"Shit On U," D12 "Blood On The Dance Floor," Michael Jackson
Shit And Blood On The Dance Floor
[The club was later closed for health code violations by NDMC/BMC]

Wake Up Little Suzie," Everly Brothers "Let's Get It On," Marvin Gaye
Wake Up Little Suzie And Let's Get It On
[When the Viagra kicks in at 4 A.M.]

"Hands," Jewel "Girlfriend Is Better," Talking Heads
Hands? Girlfriend Is Better!
[Hands free comfort]

"God Save The Queen," The Sex Pistols "Dancing Queen," ABBA
God Save The Dancing Queen
[The new UK anthem]

"Throw Away Your Television," Red Hot Chili Peppers "To The Moon And Back," Savage Garden
Throw Your Television To The Moon And Back
[instead of watching Ekta Kapoor serials]

"Thong Song," Sisqo "Every Breath You Take," The Police
Every Thong You Take
[...burns a hole in my pocket. Can get a dozen baniyaan(vest) with that kind of money]

"Stupid Cupid," Connie Francis "Give Me A Future," The Everly Brothers
Stupid Cupid, Give Me A Future!
[I wanna love life now,dammit!]

U may wanna read the rest of the stuff here.

Adios!!