Sunday, March 11, 2007


So guys, get ready to see something like wardrobe malfunction, gay designers, undercutting Czech/Hungarian/random-Easter-European-country models, underpaid workers in sweatshops, child labor n exploitation... get the drift?

Thank you so much Mr Bhandarkar, for making us acquainted with the nuisances of Mumbai bar girls, Page 3 reporters n socialites, Corporate honchos, Traffic signal workers n soon fashion world. Pardon my audacity, but may I suggest the theme of your next movie after fashion.
Yes sir, u heard it right, Information Technology. Cmon, please enlighten the whole country about these ‘poster boys of matrimonial classifieds who are paid handsomely, perceived to be intelligent and travel abroad frequently, but in reality are not programmers, but mere coders’. Let each and every prospective father-in-law know that the nincompoop he plans for his bundle-of-joy is a mere 'smart assembly line worker'.

Please let the countrymen know that the so-called software engineers are doing nothing but cut-copy-paste and producing kilo lines of code day after day in a single repeatable fashion. Tell them how the overzealous managers estimate 5 days of work by 4 people into a 3 day work by 2 people and we spineless creatures won’t say a word just coz they pay us well. Tell them that it requires an IQ only higher than a plant to fix the errors after market close so that all settlements can be done n trade can resume the next day at NSE/BSE. Tell them that scanning n monitoring a banking rollout night after night is something which your neighborhood watchman can very well do with some basic computer training. Tell them how we are also responsible for the sky-rocketing real estate prices.

Tell them how we salivate when we hear the words onsite. How dollars are all we think when we are awake or asleep, whereas other professionals traveling abroad are doing it for a) their love for America/any-other-country b) to help the citizens of that country in every way possible c) to make the population and space density a little less in India d) other charitable reasons.
Please , oh please, Mr Bhandarkar, this is something you must do to stop the millions of collegians who dream to be an IT professional.


Sakshi said...

I mean one code is just like another, na! And it is all available if you google it ;)
Nicely written..

And if S/w guys are code copiers, than I must change my profession. Itna asan hai to I have to be able to get it without falling asleep,na?

~ | | OM | | ~ said...

gussa hai tu madhur bhandarkar se na !!!!

let him do what you want re... but then like that fellow Chetan Bhagat wrote "One night @ the Call Centre"... he screwed up with facts in that book, which is a different story... and the book is now going to be a movie soon...

did you get the idea?

Lalit Singh said...

Yes, Its all the same and its all available if u google it. I dont understand why do these comoanies have to employ s/w engineers and engage indian companies to do the work. They should simply google n make applications.
Sure, u r welcome to try your hand here.

Nahi bhai Bhandarkar to is just a prop to say what I want. I am gussa with all the people behind those hyperlinks.
I havent read ON@TCC lekin i guess u r talking about misrepresentation of facts. This is totally related to my post.

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~ Deeps ~ said...

sahi hai.............fir all IT workers wud go on strike opposing the film.....and bang wud shut shop for a day :D

Marlee said...

candid to say the least but bravo for ur honesty!

~Lord Anshul said...

i love madhur bhandarkar's of the few directors who is capable of pulling a documentary as a mainstream movie...and audacity to put forward black holes of society

and IT..chor chor mausere bhai :D